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[January 01; 12:00am] |
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| online journal entry #3 - one of life's unanswered questions. - 8/21/10 |
[December 24; 02:38am] |
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How many licks does it take to get to the to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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| online journal entry #2 - dude. - 8/20/10 |
[December 21; 09:37pm] |
Dude, did anyone else see that leaked crime scene video? That shit is MESSED UP! It's so messed up that I've made a list of reasons why it's so terrible:
1) Who the hell is a serial killer these days? That's what the Army's for.
2) I know it's a little twisted, but that girl was pretty! Why do the demented guys go after the pretty ones?
3) Why would someone feel the need to STEAL a police crime scene video? If I was going to steal something, I definitely wouldn't steal from the police.
4) And then AFTER they steal it, why would they post it for everyone else to see? Sharing something like that is NOT appreciated.
I don't get serial killers. All of the really good ones are long gone, and there's really no way that whatever is going on now is ever going to meet the very high bar they set, so what's the point? You're just not going to beat Dahmer and Gacy, dude. Especially based on what I know about the bodies they're finding.
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| online journal entry #1 - pandog! - 8/19/10 |
[December 19; 04:49pm] |
It's a pandog!
And look! Another pandog! Paaaandooogs!
Seriously though- you can find the weirdest/coolest shit on the internet. Who knew a dog could look like a panda?
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